My Small Boat Resume.

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Zach Neal

The Rowboat.

My first memories of being in a boat are from when I was five or six years old. My dad took us in a ten or eleven-foot long plywood rowboat up into the Pinery. This section of the Ausable River was clear and shallow. I distinctly remember seeing some pretty big carp in there, the orange colour of goldfish. My dad liked archery and I always wanted to try bow-hunting fish.

Somewhere there is a black and white photo of me playing naked at the water’s edge as my mom had taken off my diapers to rinse them. (This must have been an earlier trip, long before I became aware enough to remember anything.)

The Speedboat.

Dad bought this seventeen-foot cedar strip runabout with a twenty-five horsepower motor. They were called Peterborough boats, from a certain era in the history of the Kawartha Lakes and the Trent-Severn Waterway. Some relatives owned a campground on Sturgeon Lake. We went there a few times, as well as Lake Simcoe, and the usual stuff on the St. Clair River and Lake Huron.

He was six-foot-two and weighed two hundred twenty or thirty pounds and the motor would pull him on skis with my mom driving the boat. The boat was about four and a half feet wide. It was low, barely two and a half feet to the highest point on the deck. It wasn’t meant for the big lakes like Huron. For small children, it was frankly terrifying to be in the rear cockpit (it had two separate ones) and clinging on for dear life while good old dad went straight up the middle when two freighters were passing, one up and one down, right under the Bluewater Bridge.

The current is nine knots. It was called The Rapids historically, and it’s the narrowest part of the river until you get to Walpole Island where there are multiple channels. At some point he sold it to my uncle and it eventually went the way of all things.

One day my old man came home with an odd, banana-shaped framework and a few yards of white cotton duck, which is a heavy denim-type material. The frame was built crooked but he got it for fifty bucks. He stapled the canvas on the frame, first the bottom and then the top. He put a narrow little aluminum strip along the break to cover the staples, caulked underneath and screwed on. There were plywood seats down low. Ten or twelve coats of battleship grey paint and the kayak was ready to go. 

In this boat, we were running down a mucky little thing called Bear Creek. There was ice clinging to the trees and shrubs along the bank, the water being high.

A thin sheet of ice, barely an eighth or a quarter inch will slash the sides of a wood and canvas kayak very nicely indeed. The trouble with having an idiot in the front seat of the boat is that he doesn’t care and keeps paddling ahead at full speed. You’re trying to direct his attention to three or four inches of water sloshing back and forth half an inch or so under your bum.

It was easy enough to glue another patch on the boat and daub some paint on it. We poked a few holes in that one, hitting snags, dead trees and probably just plain metal garbage in the creek.

The Sunfish.

At some point one of my parents bought a Sunfish. They are ten feet long and narrow. It’s a simple little dingy with a plastic hull, foam core, a dagger-board, a rudder. It will hold maybe three hundred fifty pounds. That was a fun boat, and we sailed it around home and at Cypress Lake near Tobermory. 

My sister and I were out in it in the Detroit River. A buddy and I sailed it in Sarnia Bay, and dragged it on ropes up the long straight stretch of the Perch Creek drain.

The Laser

My mother bought a Laser and a trailer. One summer she signed us up for sailing lessons. We were about fourteen and fifteen years old. This was a three-week course in Sarnia Bay. The boat we used was the Petrel, an attractive thirteen-foot dinghy.

Kayaks and Canoes.

Sometime in the 70s I saw a 15-foot wood and canvas sea kayak from the fifties—something right out of Popular Mechanics. Over the years, we spotted more than one of them out there in the world. 

The boat was built by a guy up the street and they had put it out to the curb. It was covered with very thin fabric, rotted so bad your finger went through it. Yet the frame was sound and fairly well built. 

My buddy took that boat and put a layer of fibreglass all over the hull. It was a lot heavier, but he and his wife took that boat to Algonquin Park. We each had a boat so we could cruise the smaller creeks and rivers with two couples. Those were fun times.

One of the more useful and durable boats I’ve used was a 17-foot fibreglass canoe. That one was 32 inches wide and had a flat bottom and straight keel. That boat would hold two big guys and an estimated three hundred fifty pounds of gear. I know, as I had to carry it along with my brother…who was the one who insisted on bringing most of the junk, come to think of it.

I had a fibreglass K-1 kayak that we took various places, including the Elora Gorge on Ontario’s  Grand River.

I’ve been on a few of other people’s speedboats and a fairly big sailboat over the years.

It gives you an entirely different perspective on the world, the real world, when seen from the water.

They're quiet and they don't cost much to run.

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Paddling Ontario's Grand River.

Grand River at Cambridge. (JustSomePIcs. Wiki.)

The Grand is the largest river system in Southern Ontario. With its source at Wareham near the base of the Bruce Peninsula, the river flows south through the heart of southern Ontario to empty into Lake Erie.

This writer has kayaked small parts of the Grand River just below Elora Conservation. The author has also camped for a few nights at the Conservation Area and shot the rapids a number of times. This involves two vehicles, as the boats are launched up the road at the base of the falls. It’s a simple process, the two vehicles go to town, unload the boats, and keeping valuable gear in Car A, they go back to the campground and then drop off Car A. Car B returns within a few minutes to the launch site. Left locked and with nothing of value in it, Car B can be picked up at leisure as the trip downstream ends at the bridge at the west end of the campground.

Water levels can vary but in general, they’re pretty low. The rapids are all Class One or less although there is a slot under the walking bridge, about halfway through the campground, where if the boat goes sideways, an upset would be likely. There is a deep pool immediately after this with no bank for rescuers and sheer cliffs of twenty or thirty metres.

Always wear a life-jacket and helmet when shooting rapids. Have a buddy along. Make sure you both know what you are going to do in an emergency—bail out for sure, but are you going to hand onto the end of his boat or try to clamber aboard in a panic? If you’ve never done it before, take some lessons, go in a more experienced group or start off very small and work your way up.

Further down the Grand, the stream has a nice current and paddling and drifting can take you a long ways in a couple of hours. When exploring alone on almost any new river, this author usually goes upstream for a couple of hours. Then, even against the wind, it’s a lot less work to get back to the vehicle. Once or twice the author has had to track a boat, walking along the shore pulling it on a rope, into the wind and the current. Most of the time the banks are choked with brush and this simply isn’t possible.

Some rapids will be clearly beyond your abilities—don’t get talked into doing something stupid.

Knowing what you must do can help to avoid that panic.

For pure convenience, my buddy and I camped at the first campsite right there on the north side of the bridge.

Guelph Lake has a small sailing club, or it did years ago. I once dove overboard, swam to shore, and walked for miles, going the long way around (in my bare feet) when my buddy’s boat couldn’t make any headway against a light wind from the west and we were in the eastern arm of the lake. Without the author’s weight, he finally did manage to bring it ashore. That was a long time ago, when the author was young, fitter and better-looking even.

The recorded history of the Grand River goes back to the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries to the Attawandaron, or Neutral nation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_River_(Ontario)

After the destruction of the Neutrals around the time of the Iroquois attack on Ste. Marie, also destroying the Huron, the area was a hunting and trapping ground for the Iroquois.

After the War of 1812, when the Iroquois sided with British against the Americans, playing a key role in the defense of Canada, Chief Joseph Brant requested land from the Crown and the Iroquois were granted rights to the Grand River Valley.

Kayaking the Elora Gorge in March. This is clearly high water and only for experienced people with all the right equipment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmARsFVpkxg